I win.

"Somethingwittyer likes noisy" (Somethingwittyer) 09/23/2013 at 18:52 • Filed to: Somewhat off topic

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I have a history project that has me making up the history of a fictional Italian living in the Renaissance. My name? Valentino Tricolore. It even makes this post car relevant!

The only thing that can make him more Italian is if he was if he cooked pasta for a living.

MooseKnuckles > Somethingwittyer likes noisy 09/23/2013 at 18:55

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Why is the gif of a French dude?

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Somethingwittyer likes noisy 09/23/2013 at 18:57

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Make sure his horse is named Ferrari and that he lives in Modena.

ttyymmnn > Somethingwittyer likes noisy 09/23/2013 at 18:58

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Enzo Tifoso would like a word.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Somethingwittyer likes noisy 09/23/2013 at 19:00

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He is known for taming wild bulls, and being utterly gorgeous.

MooseKnuckles > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS 09/23/2013 at 19:01

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He rides a bull with a Spanish name.

TurboSloth > Somethingwittyer likes noisy 09/23/2013 at 19:20

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Be the guy in the Renaissance who creates the first rota'd vehiculum (Wheeled vehicle in Latin). Call it something Italian as well. Like Zonda. That's Italian right?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Somethingwittyer likes noisy 09/23/2013 at 19:31

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Not Valentino Superveloce? Also Hetalia: Axis Powers, Chibi Hetalia reference is worth +25 internets

Somethingwittyer likes noisy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/23/2013 at 19:35

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Maybe my last name should have been superleggera.

Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > TurboSloth 09/23/2013 at 20:00

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Give the antagonist a really evil name, like Ferruccio Huayra.